10 May 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Torie-Lib Dem Negotiations to form basis for bulk of plot to Sex and the City 3


Cast of Sex and the City 3


Hollywood script writers were in London today, closely following the ongoing discussions on the formation of a new government, in hopes that the dramatic tension will prove just the ticket for the next installment of the Sex and the City saga.
It is thought that the tense and detailed political discussions between between David Cameron and Nick Clegg's parties could be easily translated to the sexy world of four sassy New York ladies 'doing it for themselves', venereal disease bedamned.
Early draughts of the script follow much the same format of previous movies, with some minor adjustments to the characters. 'Charlotte' will be remodelled in the image of Sam Cameron, while Sarah Jessica Parker's 'Carrie' will become more like David Cameron than she has appeared in previous installments. It is expected that red-haired 'Miranda' will be almost entirely changed, her character now reminiscent of former Torie Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher, while in a confusing move,Sex and the City regular Kim Kattrall(207) will play a newly introduced character, known as 'The Cryptkeeper'. Nick Clegg is rumoured to be playing himself.
A source said "We hope to retain the spirit of the show and the movies. All the same elements will be there - The Cryptkeeper will still be a promiscuous lush, Charlotte will still be the posh one, Miranda will be a tough go-getter; the original 'Iron Lady', and Carrie will still be looking for love - only this time it's all set against the back drop of her attempts to become Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
The film is being rushed into production this summer due to scheduling conflicts and Kim Kattrall's hastening descent into syphilitic dementia.

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