Lauren Conrad wrote a book!

Lauren Conrad of 'The Hills' fame has written a novel. No really. No really. Seriously. And it is because of this I will not be reading it.
In other news the movie Precious: Based on the novel "Push" has now been released in paperback book format titled Precious: Based on the novel "Push", but don't worry you can still buy Push: A Novel  upon which the afore mentioned novel Precious: Based on the novel "Push"  which is based on Push: A Novel is based. I also will not be reading either of these as they are written by someone named Sapphire and I do not want to encourage that kind of thing.