27 October 2009

Gordon Ramsey looks gooooooood


Gordon Ramsey got plastic surgery to fix his demented looking face recently. Which isn't really interesting, except that it doesn't seem to have done anything at all, and he still looks like a Spitting Image puppet. A particularly unrealistic Spitting Image puppet. No wonder he shouts all the fucking time, its the only way anyone will take his horrific, cartoonishly ugly, wrinkly visage seriously. He just has too much skin, poor guy. Like a kind of foreskin on his face. He needs a facial circumcision.

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