...good odds on Tragedy (with a capital 't')

2-1 Heart Attack
5-2 Suicide
12-5 Cocaine Overdose
7-1 Accidental Strangulation while masturbating (à la David Carradine)


THAT IS ALL

We're BACK! BAM!

Many apologies to our loyal readers (we're up to 16!!!), for our shocking, and inexcusable absence from you're interweb, but we're back now, so shut the fuck up, you douche.